“What kind of knitter…?” & YARN CRIMES

are YOU?

I took the quiz and this is wot I got:

You are a masterful knitter! I don’t know how you got this result, but what the hell… Enjoy your title, and try selling some of your “unvented” patterns- you may make enough for that bundle of qiviut you’ve been drooling over…

Take the quiz


I posted a few days ago about yarn crimes perpetrated at a chain department sore (with a red bullseye logo…).  Here’s some evidence for you, but believe me, they’ve been doctored to looked much more normal than appear at the store…..

Exhibit A

Doesn’t it just turn your stomach?  Even tho’ it’s doctored?  Ugh, ugh ugh…….

Exhibit B

On the website, they only have it in black….so you really cannot see it in all of its awfulness ans it looks like something a human being might wear, but DON’T BE FOOLED!

Exhibit C

Again, don’t be fooled!  This picture looks a thousand times better than the actual garment in person does.  I wonder how much they had to payher or how many happy pills she had to take to be able to givethat toothy smile whilst wearing such a horrible thing?